UGH, THE PLACES YOU'LL GO!

A modern parody of Seuss’s Oh, the Places You’ll Go that revels in the not-so-great realities of graduation: slummy apartments, terrible jobs, and tons of self doubt. It’s everything that actually comes next.

Storytime Read Along! Listen to our Dr. Seuss parody read by a Malcolm McDowell impersonator.

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Ugh, the social you'll post!

Ugh Social, forgot his name
Ugh Social, how the grinch stole my identity
ugh social, middle seat post
Ugh social, Horton Hires a CPA
Ugh social, buying too much cheese
ugh social, avocado toast and poverty
Ugh social, going to the gym
Ugh social, the brolax
Ugh social, catfishing
Ugh Social, forgot his name
Ugh Social, how the grinch stole my identity
Ugh social, Horton Hires a CPA
Ugh social, buying too much cheese
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UGH, THE PLACES YOU'LL GO!

A modern parody of Seuss’s Oh, the Places You’ll Go that revels in the not-so-great realities of graduation: slummy apartments, terrible jobs, and tons of self doubt. It’s everything that actually comes next.

Storytime Read Along! Listen to our Dr. Seuss parody read by a Malcolm McDowell impersonator.

Read the PDF button

Ugh, the social you'll post!

Ugh Social, forgot his name
Ugh social, Horton Hires a CPA
Ugh social, buying too much cheese
Back to Work